Which Character Are You From Real Life?

Hello I'm Buzzfeed. I pick a random number, never a round number and follow it with a list of crap and then proceed to distract you from life and whatever it is you are supposed to be doing. I also create useless quizzes like: which character from some movie are you? Well, Buzzfeed, I'm none of them. I'm me and quite frankly I'm sick of the same fuckin' crap churned out every day. The questions are ridiculous and have nothing to do with said film/book/characters/TV show. They are all things like, how do you prefer your coffee? And which ridiculous acronym would you use? I don't understand half the bloody acronyms, being the wrong side of the youth line and I don't drink coffee.

Then you have to put up with every one you're friends with on facebook posting who they got, or sharing a link to another one. Maybe the first time was fun but the thirtieth one is just bullshit.

So how's this: I got Helen Richards in; which character am I from real life?. And I'm quite happy with that. I don't drink coffee. I live in London but retain my northern-ness because I'm a fuckin' northerner and proud of it. I don't use acronyms because it takes me longer to think of the letters than it does for me to actually say the words. I'm a writer and a music teacher and I have an innate desire to never grow up.

I ask the question: Which character are you from real life?

End of rant.

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